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‘Take Your Ass Back to Class’-Love Hurts, The Getaway is the perfect way to start the school year! We have paired up with the nation’s one and only bed & breakfast [bondage], Twisted Cedar Estate. Deep in the woods at the foot of a sleeping volcano, there exists a retreat unique from all others. Twisted Cedar Estate is a magical private eight acres of play space to relax and explore your kinkiest desires.
‘Take Your Ass Back to Class’ will offer live demonstrations including a fire demo, impact play demo, & strap-on demo, the detention hall, the cafeteria, nurses office, teacher’s lounge, auditorium, and an outdoor school. Don’t worry, the principal will be on hand to make sure order is maintained.
We also have a special guest in town, Papi Coxxx. Papi Coxxx who prefers the gender-neutral pronoun “they” is a Black-Boricua, gender-fluid, Trans-Former, kinky, sex positive sex educator, sex worker, performance artist and filmmaker. They are one of the founding board members for Queers for Economic Justice and the creator of Poly Patao Productions. They can be seen on Crash Pad Series, Queer Porn TV, and several other queer adult entertainment sites.
Twisted Cedar Estate is located 35 minutes east of Portland. This 3,500 square foot mansion will engulf your every sense. The delightful wonderment is equipped with-
*A medieval room complete with a torture chair & hardwood bench table
*A medical room complete with exam table, roleplay costumes, and medical gloves
*A sultan room
*St. Andrew Crosses
*A sex swing
*Ceiling rigging for a multitude of fun
*A party shower with 3 shower heads, an insertable wand, and room for 5-7 persons
*A fire pit with adequate seating and fire torches
*An outdoor hot tub
*And much more
Snacks and beverages will be provided. If you would like to contribute, please feel free to do so. A delicious home prepared breakfast will be offered to guests that stay the night. Vegetarian options will be available. If you have any food allergies, please be sure to notify us.
We will be organizing carpools to the event. If you are in need of a ride OR you are able to share your vehicle, please notify us. Drivers will receive a discounted admission rate.
